Insuring Yourself

LAST LAUGH
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A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, "I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live."

"Oh that's terrible," the woman sighs, "what am I going do?"

The doctor replies, "Marry an insurance adjuster."

"Will I live longer?" asks the woman.

"No," replies the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."